Coraline ◉ outside concept art
bask in the glow
who squirts ketchup right on their blanket
theres a glass plate
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
My English teacher let me memorize this in high school
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Boardwalk Empire - S04E01
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
Josie, my bratty spider queen and her unusually large, fretful companion.
Ok so the spider butler is the cutest thing on the planet
I WANT MORE
my floor mates are funny lol.